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The Hard Truth

A blonde decides she’s sick of hearing all of these jokes about her hair color and wants a fresh start. So she dyes her hair brown, packs up her stuff and starts driving across the country. Driving along, she sees a huge bunch of sheep crossing the road. With no way to go around them, […]

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Know Your Destination

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to New York, and I’m not moving.” Not wanting to argue […]

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Rest on Your Laurels

Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my Freddie. Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much […]

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Gone Fishing

A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “Looks like you are over the limit buddy.” “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket.” Fisherman:  But, Officer, I didn’t catch these — they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they’re […]

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The Message

A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say, “Jesus is watching you.” Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued on his search. Again, he hears: “Jesus is watching you.” He turned his flashlight toward the voice and saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was […]

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It’s a History Mystery in Tama County July 15 – September 27

Iowa has a lot of famous and interesting people who got their start in small rural towns before making it big. But a lot of the people of the past don’t come up in regular café conversation and aren’t mentioned in our school textbooks – a real shame considering how unique and fascinating their lives […]

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A Second Chance

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.  They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer-by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on […]

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Urgency

Late one evening, Walt heard some strange noises outside.  He peered out the back door and saw 2 or 3 guys stealing things out of his barn. He stumbled in the dark to reach the phone and called the police. The dispatched asked, “Have they made an attempt to enter your house?” Slightly miffed by […]

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Static

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About ten acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made […]

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Who You Know

Two friends were arguing in a bar one day. Harvey, the first guy, was bragging how he knew everybody. He knew everyone, and everyone knew him. There wasn’t a person that he hadn’t met. Bob, even though he was his good friend, didn’t believe him. “Harvey, you can’t know everyone.” He said. “I bet you […]

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