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Gone Fishing

A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. “Looks like you are over the limit buddy.” “You’re going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket.” Fisherman:  But, Officer, I didn’t catch these — they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they’re […]

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A Second Chance

One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.  They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer-by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on […]

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A Jumping Competition

A new rider is about to enter a jumping competition on a new horse. The international field is stacked with world-class equestrian jumping champions from around the world. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you […]

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The Surgeon

A heart surgeon took his car to his local garage for a regular service, where he usually exchanged a little friendly banter with the owner, a skilled but not especially wealthy mechanic. “So tell me,” said the mechanic, “I’ve been wondering about what we both do for a living, and how much more you get […]

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Football

This past Friday night I sat is the stands watching two very evenly matched High School teams battle on the field. Walking out of the stadium I asked myself the question– “why did the one team win?” A lot of thoughts went through my head; defense, quarterback play, coaching? The next morning the question of […]

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