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Where is the Ship?

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the […]

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A Fishing Story

Two guys go ice fishing. They decide to fish opposite sides of the lake to see where the fish are biting best. After about an hour of fishing with no success, they notice a young boy walking to the center of the lake. Within five minutes, the boy pulls a 5 pound walleye out of […]

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Ostrich Wish

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”  “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be […]

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Talking Dog for Sale

A guy is driving around the back woods of Minnesota and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale’.  He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking […]

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Three Nuns

The policeman stopped a slowly moving car. As he walked up to the window, he saw it had three nuns, one driving and two in the rear seat, shaking uncontrollably. When the driver rolled down the window, the officer said “Sister, I’m sorry, but when you drive this slowly you create a road hazard, especially […]

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The Wish

A couple were dining out together celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. After the meal, the husband presented his wife romantically with a beautiful, very old, gold antique locket on a chain. Amazingly when his wife opened the locket, a tiny fairy appeared. Addressing the astonished couple, the fairy said, “Your forty years of devotion to […]

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