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What’s Under Your Bed

A man had been visiting a therapist because he had a very real fear of monsters living under his bed. The man had been seeing this doctor every week for several years. Every week he would come in and the doctor would ask “have you made any progress?”  Every time the man would say “no”. […]

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Fear

It was Jerry Seinfeld that said “According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” Estimates vary, but generally […]

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Taxi Ride

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the […]

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Woof

A dog goes into a Western Union office and says to the clerk, “I’d like to send a telegram.” “OK, please write your message on this card,” the clerk replies. The dog struggles to properly grip the pen in between his paws but manages to scribble on the card and hands it back. The clerk […]

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Your Biggest Fear

People were in their pews talking at church when suddenly Satan appeared at the front of the church.  Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his […]

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