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Ten Gallon Tip

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge Stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.” Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you?” “My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy.” Eh?” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas?” “Nope…. Louisiana.” “Louisiana? So why are you […]

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Woof

A dog goes into a Western Union office and says to the clerk, “I’d like to send a telegram.” “OK, please write your message on this card,” the clerk replies. The dog struggles to properly grip the pen in between his paws but manages to scribble on the card and hands it back. The clerk […]

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A Good Deal on a Horse

Rex had been a farmer all his life and he decided that since he wore boots and a Stetson all the time, it was only logical that he should own a horse.  He heard about an old Hispanic man who had a horse for sale and gave him a call.  The old man said the […]

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The Post-It Note

A man and his wife had been arguing all night, and as bedtime approached neither was speaking to the other. It was not unusual for the pair to continue this war of silence for two or three days; however, on this occasion the man was concerned – he needed to be awake at 4:30am the […]

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Ostrich Wish

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?”  “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be […]

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