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Taking Directions

When Johnny was learning to drive in the winter, his Dad told him, “If you’re ever lost in the snow, wait for a plow truck, then follow it.” One cold, snowy night, Johnny got lost on the way home. The snow was blowing so fast and piling up so high, he couldn’t see any street […]

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Urgency

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, we’re so sick of the cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.” […]

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Suggestion Box

A young ventriloquist puts on a show in a small rural Iowa town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman from the audience stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you […]

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The Experiment

A fourth-grade class had a science experiment where 4 earthworms are placed in four separate test tubes: 1st in beer, 2nd in wine, 3rd in whiskey, 4th in mineral water The next day, the teacher shows the results: The 1st worm in beer, is dead. The 2nd in wine, is dead. The 3rd in whiskey, […]

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Get Involved in Your Community

A guy is walking through the desert when he meets three men going the other way. One is drinking out of a water bottle, one is looking at his phone and the third one is dragging a car door. He stops to talk to them. “Why are you guys out here?” he asked. “Our car […]

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Real Wages and Salaries

There was a man in Bulgarian who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He […]

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Population Trends

A truck driver was heading down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and aimed his truck at him. […]

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Trending Up

During Sunday mass, the priest asked the crowd: “How many of you forgave your enemies?” Around 80% of them raised their hands. The priest then asked: “And how many of you intend to forgive your enemies?”, and almost everyone’s hand was now in the air. Everyone except a feeble, old lady in the front row. […]

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Get Involved

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along pretty well. One day he rushed to a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances […]

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Change is Good

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?” The drunk looks back and says, “Yess, Preacher … I sure am.” […]

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