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No Excuse

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds. “You see I have very bad asthma that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then […]

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Angus Bull

A bartender had the uncanny ability to accurately guess a person’s IQ by just looking into his eyes.  Last Friday, a well-dressed gentlemen came in and ordered scotch and water.  The bartender assessed the man’s IQ to be 151 and he asked the man his opinion about the slow economy and received an intelligent and […]

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Something for Nothing

A young doctor can’t find a job in a hospital that he wants, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100.’ A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic. And this is what transpires: […]

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Take Charge

An elderly couple retired to the countryside – to a small isolated cottage overlooking some rugged and rocky heartland. One early morning the woman saw from her window a young man dressed in working clothes walking in the distance, about a hundred yards away. He was carrying a spade and a small case, and he […]

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It was her first ever blind date, and with a quick spray of perfume, checking herself out one more time in the mirror, Beth headed outside to wait for her date. Twenty minutes into the date and Beth was discreetly checking her watch. After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed. Beth listened for […]

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Tama County Tourism’s Harvest Gala

Tama County Tourism will be hosting a Harvest Gala, on Sunday November 1, 2015, at Pilgrim Heights Camp & Retreat Center, 3005 E Avenue, Montour, Iowa.   The Harvest Gala will begin at 5:00 p.m. with social time and wine tasting with John Ernest Vineyard & Winery and Fox Ridge Winery.  Appetizers are sponsored by Farmers […]

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Ten Gallon Tip

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge Stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.” Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you?” “My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy.” Eh?” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas?” “Nope…. Louisiana.” “Louisiana? So why are you […]

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A risk well taken

Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again, jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again while a […]

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Big Tipper

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr. Thomas. He knocked on the door and handed him the pizza. After receiving it, Mr. Thomas asked: “What is the usual tip?” “Well,” replied the youth, “this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of […]

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State Fair

Walking through the Varied Industries Building at the Iowa State Fair, there was a very large crowd standing around the booth of a bathroom scale manufacturer. The booth vendor was very proud of its new model being introduced at the fair. “Listen to these features,” he announced to the growing crowd. “It’s calibrated to one-one-hundredth of […]

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